Sista Sista

April 21, 2009

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My sister Morgane (the middle one) is coming to India this summer. I can’t wait!

However, I am a little worried. A few things might bother her.

– Dogs – she hates dogs. All animals, in her eyes, are suspects of utter savagery. They might look like Siamese cats, but who knows what they really are, she thinks. Stay away from me, wild creatures of death.

Well, stray dogs are legions in India. They bark a lot at night but never attack. No, they are not wolves.

– Help – because Morgane is also a white knight dressed in hype black clothes. She helps random people. She even folds back the clothes she tries in shops. She accepts on facebook people she knew for three months when she was five year old. She carries some strange woman’s bags up the stairs and teaches kids tennis for free. I expect she will be very busy in India.

– Food – My sister is a cordon bleu. That she now is a lawyer is simply a massive misunderstanding. Her destiny is in the Michelin Guide. She can whip up a peach souffle while skyping, and make gingerbread foie gras for 12 while flipping through Elle. She will, I think, find it difficult to deal with the absence of proper bread. I bet you, within a week she’ll be making her own. You know, while putting nail polish on.

– Drive – I am very much looking forward to Morgane’s reaction the first time we’ll overtake a truck on the Delhi-Jaipur highway. Her language, sharp as a Law Book’s edge, can sink to foul lows.

The good thing is, after four years in India, I know all sorts of people. Doctors, beggars, royals, drivers, businessmen, waiters and politicians.

Killers.

The first guy who bothers my sister, I’ll have his legs broken.

13 Responses to “Sista Sista”

  1. Sunny Side Says:

    Oh so lovely how you write ! So “unique” ! Your beloved sister is going to be very very busy !!!

  2. jasmineandtheelephants Says:

    Thank you thank you. Yes she will!

  3. boubou Says:

    i’m in love with cette image ma belle; ça te dérange pas que je l’utilise un de ces 4 pour un de mes prochains collages ?

  4. jasmineandtheelephants Says:

    Boubou, bien sur prends la.
    I kneeew you would love it!!!

  5. coralie Says:

    moi aussi j’adore cette image.. et pour les chiens, pas convaincue. J’ai un souvenir assez vif de m’être fait limite sauter dessus par une bande de jeunes chiens. C’était un soir avec Olivia Y, on a détalé. les boules!

  6. jasmineandtheelephants Says:

    Coralie: Ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh…
    Voyons, ils voulaient juste jouer…. Quelle imagination debordante tu as…
    Bisous de la fournaise

  7. Morgane Says:

    Hihihihihiihahahahahah .

    I can’t wait.

    Coralie, parle moi des chiens.

  8. boubou Says:

    hihi😉 merci beaucoup jasmine🙂 !!! j’en prendrai grand soin tu peux en être sure !!

  9. papa Says:

    ça me donne envie d’y retourner.
    Je pense que Morgane ferait mieux de dormir entre Dehli et Jaipur


  10. Cette photo est absolument superbe !
    On la croirait prise au Lomo…


  11. Erm. Morgane hates dogs??

  12. jasmineandtheelephants Says:

    @ papa: aaah lool! c’est toutefois un peu difficile de dormir sur les routes indiennes…

    @ Little Style Box: Merci!! Je ne l’ai pas prise moi-meme, mais completement craque dessus.

    @ Victoria Dyer: Weeeeeeeeellllll. No. She, ahem, she is just somehow scared of them. But she will LOVE M&B!

  13. Morgane Says:

    Vicky, I have a theory about animals. I’ll explain you. AND I don’t HATE animals, I’m scared.


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